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"Oh, she's seen a parrot! That must mean it's all gonna be okay!" -on Pirates of the Caribbean commentary - Keira Knightley


"Some people say that I must be a terrible person, but it’s not true. I have the heart of a young boy in a jar on my desk" -Stephen King


"You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy."--Dory from finding nemo


"Who the hell is that?!"- upon seeing herself with muscles on the King Arthur poster

"They're a bit like chicken fillets really. You can hit people with them!" -talking about her temporary breast implants for Pirates
- Keira Knightley

" I think I always disappoint people because they always expect someone very pretty, very done."
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope

  "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."
- Ronald Reagan

"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways." - William Shakespeare

"I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
- Albert Einstein

  "I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time." - Marilyn Munroe

  "Those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands, those of you in the
more expensive ones rattle your jewelry."
- John Lennon

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao Tse Tung




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