Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
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If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
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Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"
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The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
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