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A Highway Patrolman waited outside a popular local bar, hoping for a bust. At closing
time, as everyone come out he spotted his potential quarry. The man was so obviously
inebriated that he could barely walk. He stumbled around the parking lot for a few
minutes, looking for his car.
After trying his keys on five other cars, he finally found his own vehicle. He sat in the car
a good ten minutes, as the other patrons left. He turned his light on, then off, wipers on,
then off. He started to pull forward into the grass, then stopped. Finally, when he was the
last car, he pulled out onto the road and started to drive away.
The patrolman, waiting for this, turned on his lights and pulled the man over. He
administered the breathalyzer test, and to his great surprise, the man blew a 0.00. The
patrolman was dumbfounded. "This equipment must be broken!" exclaimed the
patrolman. "I doubt it," said the man, Tonight I am the designated decoy!!!
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