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Redneck Thanksgiving |
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You Might Be A Redneck If:
- You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
- Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
- You've ever re-used a paper plate.
- If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say
- Cool Whip on the side.
- If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
- On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
- Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
- Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
- Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
- Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
- Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
- You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
- The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
- You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
- You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
- Your secret family recipe is illegal.
- You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
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