On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      Some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      8 table dancers
      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      9 years probation
      8 table dancers
      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      tin of Copenhagen
      9 years probation
      8 table dancers
      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      11 rasslin' tickets
      tin of Copenhagen
      9 years probation
      8 table dancers
      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

      12 pack of Bud
      11 rasslin' tickets
      tin of Copenhagen
      9 years probation
      8 table dancers
      7 packs of Red Man
      6 cans of Spam
      5 flannel shirts
      4 big mud tires
      3 shotgun shells
      2 huntin' dawgs
      and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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