What do you call a fart?
      A turd honking for the right of way.  


      Confucius say:
      Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

      What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
      You are the wind beneath my wings.


      Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?  


      Why don't little girls fart?
      Because they don't have assholes until they're married.  


     
      What do you call "fart" in German?
      Farfrompoopin!

      What is the sharpest thing in the world?
      A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.  


      A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.
      But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts.  


      What's the definition of bravery?
      A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

      What happened to the blind skunk?
      He fell in love with a fart.  


      What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
      Tear Gas.


      If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

      You're so poor:
      You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.  

      Your ass is so tight:
      You fart and only dogs can hear it.


      What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
      A private tutor!

      Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

 

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