Fart Species

• ALZHEIMER FART

  Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp)

• BEER FARTS

  After consuming large amounts of beer, your body turns into a still, and the fermentation process continues.

• ARROGANT FART

  "My farts don't stink", or "Girls don't fart".

• BRAIN FART

  You need to fart, but you suffer from a mental block.

• ARTSY FART

  A true work of art. Major points from the judges for smell, color, texture, and longevity.

• DONKEY FART

  Comes from an ass and honks.

• ASSAULT FART

  Louder than bombs, with flames shooting out your ass.

• GHOST FART

  The ones you lay in your sleep that don't make a sound and don't smell.

• HOME ALONE FART

  The loud, smelly ones you lay in the comfort of your own home.

• NOT ME FART

  Releasing the hounds in public, and blaming it on someone else.

• JAIL FART

  Stuck inside you all day, then makes its escape as soon as you get home from work.

• OLD FART

  Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap.

• SHOE FART

  You bend over to tie your shoe laces and Oops!

• TANK FART

  Your farts can also be used as gas.

• TIRE FART

  A real blow-out.

• U.F.O. FART
  When someone else releases a NOT ME FART.

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